Friday, December 28, 2007


There is in fact but a single penguin in the back studio of the largest Hollywood lot in the States. His name is “Hubert,” and is for the most part made of synthetic polyester, cotton stuffing, has marble eyes, and a mechanical apparatus stretching throughout his forearms, neck and torso, which is powered by ethanol. Other misleading undertakings include the seeming separateness of Kevin Bacon and Bon Jovi; they are in fact the same person.

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