Friday, December 28, 2007


one day i'll write a book titled "how i came to shave off my pubic hair"

blind men with binoculars are not convincing.

i want to go to the village and look for the least-convincing gay man

yesterday, a plastic bag followed me home

people who suffer from anxiety dissorders should not hold suprise birthday parties, or wait to suprise people in general

i think one of my greatest anxieties is never knowing when to use a hyphen.

and that`s when i realized i was a gay vegetarian

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