one day i'll write a book titled "how i came to shave off my pubic hair"
blind men with binoculars are not convincing.
i want to go to the village and look for the least-convincing gay man
yesterday, a plastic bag followed me home
people who suffer from anxiety dissorders should not hold suprise birthday parties, or wait to suprise people in general
i think one of my greatest anxieties is never knowing when to use a hyphen.
and that`s when i realized i was a gay vegetarian
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